You and your best friend, Sam, are at your house on a calm summer Wednesday in suburban San Diego. You casually browse the Internet for interesting things to do locally, but have yet to find anything. Sam lies face up on your bed, casually tossing a ball up and down.
You hear the gentle ding of a phone chime. It's Sam's. Sam picks it up and checks the text that just arrived.
"Hey!" Sam exclaims, "There's a haunted school tour going on later tonight! Doesn't that sound awesome?"
"Eh... I don't know, haunted things are always filled with cheap scares and people with masks."
"Nah, but this one's different! It's a genuine haunted location, with murders and screams and a gigantic maze-like school from the 17th century!"
You seriously doubt that there's a school from the 17th century in San Diego. But Sam does look incredibly excited and there is nothing else to do today. So... you make your choice.